Welcome to the Privacy Policy you’ll actually enjoy reading. Yes, we know, the words “privacy policy” usually send people sprinting for the “Back” button. But not here, not today. Buckle up—we’re breaking this down like your favorite stand-up special, except with fewer Netflix deals and more data disclosures.
🤔 “Are You Watching Me Type Banana?”
Spoiler Alert: No, and we don’t want to.
We get it. You’ve played one too many shady mobile games where the app asked for access to your microphone, your GPS, your blood type, and your third-grade report card. But we’re not that type of game. We collect the bare minimum—just enough to keep the game running, improve it, and make sure no one’s cheating with AI (yeah, we see you, ChatGPT challengers 👀).
📦 “What Data Do You Actually Collect?”
Only the stuff that helps the game not crash. Promise.
We might collect:
- Your email (if you sign up for updates or account creation).
- Your IP address (because even puzzles want to know where their fans live—kind of).
- Game performance data (like if you guessed “waffle” 47 times in a row).
- Cookie data (more on that below… and sadly, not the chocolate chip kind).
No retina scans. No smart fridge tracking. Just the basics.
🍪 “Cookies? I Thought This Was Keto-Friendly!”
They’re digital, and they don’t come with calories.
Our cookies aren’t chewy, but they help you stay logged in, remember your puzzle streaks, and improve your experience. Think of them like the warm-up act before the main event. You can block them in your browser settings—but be warned, the game may get a bit grumpier if you do.
We also use cookies to:
- Track gameplay analytics
- See what pages are popular (usually the ones with the least rage-quitting)
- Make sure no one’s sneaking around solving puzzles like a ninja
No crumbs left behind.
📤 “Do You Share My Info With Anyone?”
Only if they bring pizza. Just kidding—it’s more serious than that.
We don’t sell your info. Not to advertisers, data brokers, or nosy neighbors. We only share minimal data with trusted partners who help us:
- Host the game (hi, servers!)
- Send emails (like clues or new feature updates)
- Track performance (so we know what’s working—and what’s causing emotional meltdowns)
And all those folks follow strict privacy rules too. Scout’s honor.
🛡️ “Is My Info Safe?”
As safe as a Wordle streak in airplane mode.
We use encryption, secure servers, and other digital Fort Knox tactics to protect your data. Our devs are like puzzle wizards who also moonlight as security ninjas. Still, if the internet ever turns into Mad Max, we’ll do everything we can to guard your clues, guesses, and grandma’s favorite username.
But just in case, don’t reuse your password from 2003. Yes, “password123” is still a terrible idea.
🧒 “What About Kids?”
We love ‘em. But we also protect their privacy like a vault.
KeywordsGame is designed for players 13+. If you’re under 13, sorry, this puzzle party isn’t for you (yet). We don’t knowingly collect info from children—and if we accidentally do, we delete it faster than someone rage-quitting on clue 5.
✉️ “Can I Update or Delete My Info?”
Absolutely. You’re in control, not us.
Email us at contact@keywordsgame.com, and we’ll:
- Show you what info we have
- Let you update it
- Or delete it like it never happened
No awkward questions. No judgment. Even if your username was “ILoveNickelback23.”
📆 “Will This Policy Ever Change?”
Probably—but we’ll tell you when it does.
If we tweak this policy (new features, better jokes, global cookie shortages), we’ll update this page and maybe even email you. We promise not to surprise you with a plot twist like “we now own your soul.” You’ll be the first to know—and you’ll always have the option to peace out.
🎤 Final Mic Drop: “Your Data, Your Rules”
This isn’t just legal mumbo jumbo—this is about trust. We’re building a word-loving, clue-crushing community, and that only works when you feel safe playing along. So if something feels off, confusing, or just too vague, tell us. We’re not perfect, but we’re transparent—and we care.
Now, get back in there and show that puzzle who’s boss.
Want to link this on the footer with a mini stand-up quote like:
“We respect your privacy. Mostly because we also hate reading boring privacy policies.”
Let me know and I’ll write you those snippets too!